Which Big Bad Overlord are you?
Your preferred color scheme is:
a. Dark and brooding
b. Shadowy and eerie
c. Practical, yet intimidating
d. Who cares? I just wear whatever I find laying around
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When you see your family, it makes you want to:
a. Put them to work for a change, the lazy bums
b. Feed them to crocodiles in an imaginative way, like the crocodiles are dressed like gangsters or something
c. Chop down your family tree, carve the wood into a bat, and then hit your family with the bat
d. I have no family. I AM UNIQUE
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A bug in the house means:
a. Science time!
b. Revenge time!
c. Snack time!
d. Time to fire the maid! (Out of a catapult)
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How organized is your lair?
a. A place for everything, and everything in its place
b. I know more or less what room everything's in
c. I know more or less what building everything's in
d. I'm too important to organize my stuff. I have people do that for me
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What is the first thing you do in the morning?
a. Stab someone unimportant
b. Eat someone unimportant
c. A vigorous program of weapons-based calisthenics
d. What is this "morning" of which you speak?
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a. Essential - how else am I going to get competent help?
b. A great way to keep the rabble out of trouble for 12 years
c. A waste of resources. I don't want my people thinking
d. Crunchy in milk
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The amount of respect I receive is...
a. Not nearly enough! C'mon guys. Get with the program!
b. Fear is just as good as respect
c. Depends on the number of fires I start
d. Irrelevant to my plans, which you wouldn't understand anyway
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I hire people based on...
a. Whoever's nearby when I have a job opening
b. Rigorous examination of their qualifications
c. How well they flatter my magnificence
d. Height. I don't hire anyone taller than I am.
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The best defense is...
a. A good offense
b. An impenetrable fortress of masonry and sorcery, reinforced over centuries with a monomaniacal focus
c. Endless acres of minions willing to die for you
d. Who's defensive? I'm not defensive! YOU'RE defensive!
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Now it’s time to see your results...